Stocks are the new hot Russian models

I've noticed something lately: My spam folder keeps filling up with email that's not from hot Russian models who want to have the sexy time with me.They're from people who have this amazing stock tip for me that will get me in on the ground floor of the most amazing new company for pennies on the dollar!An example:

One of my closest buddies, who happens to be a banker, let me in on a little tip earlier on.There's this really awesome small bio technology firm which has discovered something ground breaking,and because of this unprecedented discovery they're about to be bought out for a little over 20 times their current value.One of the most prominent large firms in America is about to make this news public.When that happens, the small company's stock is going to virtually go up more than twenty three fold overnight.Let me put this in perspective for you. It means that every 10 thousand bucks you put in this will turn into almost a quarter million when the news is out.This guy has always been right so far. In fact if you remember, the tip I gave you last year… the one on which you made 15x in 2 weeks was from him. Yes, that's right.So before I forget, here is the stock symbol.. It's the 1st letter of each of the following words: Quickly Super Mouse GreenI'm giving it to you in “code” in order to avoid potentially prying eyes, in case you are at the office, a cafe or something.So with the first letter of each of these words, you've got your four letter symbol.Input this in your online account to buy the stock or call your broker and give it to him and he will make the purchase for you.One last thing, I don't know if I am the only one who knows this information so it's possible that the price will go up on other people buying,but nonetheless if you can get in at under a buck twenty, I really recommend you jump on it as soon as physically possible.

Because, of course, no one will notice "Quickly Super Mouse Green", as that's a completely normal phrase.It's nothing new that people are trying to get unwitting suckers to invest in their hare-brained scams. And QSMG is an actual company (Quest Management) where the stock is on the decline. Whether this is a bunch of Romanian spammers hired to pump up the stock or to send the stock crashing is completely unknown.But my spam folder has been filled by similar emails lately, and I haven't seen a single email from a hot Russian model wanting to have the sexy with me.Am I no longer attractive to the hot Russian models? Do I no longer need V!@gr@?Things I ponder.Image by StockUnlimited